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johnnyhaggis



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shiznit. Jag Förstår ingen ting.
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BAZ



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, my "legendary" Guy impression!!
Works better when I use my Moby cut out mask!
From Buuhhhltun, eh?!!!
Yeah, I had a LOT of trouble communicating with the Septics at first. Especially when I worked on Cruise ships. Trying to introduce myself as "Barry", I was asked "Batty?", "Parry?","Paddy?", so, methinks I'll just say "Baz", 3 letters, can't go wrong........ "Boz?","Pez?"
OH feck off!!!!
Just call me "Oi"
But when I talk to folks back home it's "ooohhh Yer all ameriKKaaannn now aren't yer?"
I do say trash now. And I have to help my wife ordering "war-er" when she's thirsty, and tom-ARE toes when she's having a butty.
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cyborgbushcricket



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Location: illinois

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, i have truh-ble with 'bu-ah' ie butter, actually yes i do now use the words 'garbage', shopping 'cart' and i think even 'rest room' just to make it easier for the uninitiated, i can just imagine it, you saying 'hey mayte, wirz tzi bog? I realied that 'wurz t'oilet' wants going to work in the midwest.

hmm, maybe i'll get round to talking cyborgs soon.

CBC.
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cyborgbushcricket



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Location: illinois

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

actually im gonna stop this OT stuff real soon.
My only gripe living here is that GOOD BREAD, you know that ancient staff of life stuff, is very hard to find. the artisan stuff is OK but i always find that its on the dry side, that sliced stuff on jewel shelves is nasty. No baz im not a 'warbies' fan, but hey at least that stuff is moist. I'm happy to say that ive finally found some decent youghurts that arent full of gelatine, inulin, pectin, carrageenan, and all manner of unecessary extras, what happened to just milk and bacteria??

gripe over.

CBC.
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BAZ



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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee hee.
Yeah, my wife's family moved down to Devon, so when family would visit, they'd be laden down with Warburton's!!!!
Good times................
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hypnotator



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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I'm a southerner, don't you know? Indeed of Oxford stock. And all you northeners talk funny. I understand that the reason you scousers talk so funny, and so unlike anyone else, is because you're all descended from the Irish. But you don't talk like them either.
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cyborgbushcricket



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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baz. Devon, I love that place, I can actually buy the stuff in morrisons supermarket in Bolton but RODDAS CLOTTED CREAM is pure mana and makes my devon holidays (usually in the rain) very calorific.

On my return here to illinois I brought back some suet (vegetarian, the real stuff isnt allowed in) to make the neighbours a jam roly poly and even a steak and kidney pudding, saying that i may just eat it myself.

Hypno, we talk funny as we usually have a chip butty stuffed in our mouth whilst we talk.

CBC.
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BAZ



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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chip Butties!!!!!
What I wouldn't give for one now.
Got a few British shops here, and a Chippy.
BUT, it's run by a buncha shandy drinkin' southerners.
NOWT tastes the same as Northern chippies!!!
Actually, I like to disgust my Septic friends with tales of my Granma
bringing Black and White pudding back from Dublin.
LOVED it as a kid.
Now? Nah, I'll stick with French Toast!!
Smile Very Happy
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cyborgbushcricket



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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My recent 5 day trip back to UK basically saying hello to family inbetween gorging myself on the best of british, ignoring my mainly vegetarian diet I had fish and chips, chip barms, pasties, pork pies, beer, veg samosas!, oh and the haggis which is pictured in another post.

My god you got a chippy there in NY. I'll admit i used to like 'stretching' a portion of chips and gravy with half a loaf of warbies and half a block of butter.

As for black pudding, I love the stuff, bury black pudding, whole and boiled with a load of hot english mustard, as good as anything in some fancy french butcher, hell i sound like rick stein.

CBC.
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BAZ



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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y'know what I really miss from the chippy?
Curry, Rice n Chips!!!
My wife longs for Chips n Mushy Peas.
We have a good Irish place here that does GREAT Curry Chicken n chips.
REAL authentic taste.
Oh, miss Chop Suey Rolls too.
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